in fact, i am not gay.

yes, it is true, i am not gay. not even bi, unfortunately. however, i am attracted to the following males in all but a sexual way:

andy warhol (factory era)

john lennon (that's right, sorry paul. although the rest of the beatles are undeniably sexy if you exclude ringo)

jimi hendrix. this man oozes from sexiness from every pore.

guy pearce playing andy warhol in 'factory girl' (2006)

robert plant of led zeppelin for obvious reasons

daniel day-lewis (without question, one of the most gifted actors of our time)

david bowie--a classic sexy male

zac pennington (member/founder of the inspiring band 'parenthetical girls')

rivers cuomo of weezer (although i am not a die-hard fan of the music)

there are probably more, but these are what i could think of off the top of my head. i hope this has been a convincing piece of evidence for my heterosexuality.