Sunday, November 2, 2008

theft?

so my car was broken into for the second time in as many as four months. fortunately, i have nothing of value in my car (as if the burned cds that were stolen the first time go for much). unfortunately, that doesn't stop strangers who suspect i have money or heirlooms hidden under the seats from beating the shit out of my car. truthfully, i can't blame someone glancing at my severely dented, miserably dirty car and thinking, "wow. jack-pot. this is the absolute lottery of petty-theft--the apex of my career as a suck-fucking car jockey. i will never have to steal and sell stolen garbage after this."

i know there are many reasons to steal from an individual. i just wish there weren't. my window is jimmied and kinked out of place (perhaps irreparably) as a result. the irony is that generally, if someone were that desperate for cash, i would help as best i could.

i'm happy i'm okay. it could be much worse.

sincerely,

taylor

p.s. i don't apologize for my use of the 'eff' word; i'm pretty upset about the whole thing and i think the phrase i used was warranted

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